Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...