A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...