IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...