Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.