Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...