A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...