Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...