Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...