This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Puppies don’t surf…
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A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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