The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...