Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...