Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...