Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....