Have a life after death
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Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Studying the twinkies
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last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...