Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...