Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...