Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Men Snore Because
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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Another Chicken Joke
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One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
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You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...