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Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
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It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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