Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...