The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...