Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...