Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...