Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...