What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...