The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...