Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.