So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...