Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...