CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...