Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!