Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!