What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...