Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints