Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??