I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...