A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...