Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...