Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...