Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...