Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias