Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!