Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...