Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...