Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...