What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
An easy solution
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Dilbert\’s
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COYOTE “vs” ACME
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A bunch of better idiots!
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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...