Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...