Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...