Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...