CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...