Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...