Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.